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I've been playing around with this concept... (thread) for a while...
Combing the archives and seeing what's there.
I have found (sadly) that sooooo many of the images are long gone. :cry:
I should have archived them and saved them from the start, but I never knew that I would keep plugging away this long.
I want to try to put together this thread without coming across as pompous or self vindicating.
At the same time as I go through the Caption threads I see some stuff I'm really proud of.... So I leave it up to my friends here at G.J.
I'm still combing caption threads...
Put in your vote, I'll work on this if the demand is there.
Here's some of my very first one's below....
EDIT: I only got 1 yes vote.... and it was mine.

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"It keeps your balls from sticking to the ice silly!"

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"Hey Billy... Show them what you can do when you shove Play-Doh up your ass.... See?..... See?..... It comes squishin' out his head!!!!"

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*says the guy on the left*... Wadding boots and beer?..... Huh. No boots and pure grain alcohol..... Pussy's.

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Always a favorite at the H.C. Guitar Jam convention...
..Bill does his impression of an intellegent musical thread being posted on the G.J.
board.

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#1. SukUs fun fact:
The Orginal SukUs line up included Joe Perry's little brother Morty on bass..
And legendary porn star Peter North on lead vocals.
#2. Always a show stopper....
Not a dry eye in the house as Weebz makes his rendition of ABBA's 'Fernando' his own.
..Equally moving is bass player Smokey's
haunting vocal harmony's direct miked to his tracheotomy.

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DO IT! :D :D
-G

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#1.Girl: "Hi mom.. I want you to meet the guy I lost my virginity to last night."
John: "Jeez! you're even hotter than your daughter!"
#2. John's smokin' hot playing opens up a worm hole back through time..
Where he is confronted with a very young and very horny 'Ann B. Davis'
(Who we all know as 'Alice' from the Brady Bunch)
Though startled.. John is more disturbed by his ever increasing erection.
#3.Unknown by John... The girl on the the right basks in the erotic sent of his sweat towel.... Also Unknown by John... So does the guy on the left. :freak:

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#1. Everyone was shocked to see the changes in Mary Ann after she moved to the other side of Gilligan's island and started living with an escaped convict named Chino.
#2. After becoming Whittney Houston's very best friend... Things just seemed to go down hill fast for Jennifer Lopez.

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I never said my Grandfather was in the British Navy!..... I said he was the captain of a Dreadnought.

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:snax: :o

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:snax: :o :wave: Perhaps you would like to pick a fav from your own caption thread? :idea:
I can't.
/...hlight=Caption

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:wave: Perhaps you would like to pick a fav from your own caption thread? :idea:
I can't.
/...hlight=Caption I liked 13 :wave:

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I liked 13 :wave: So be it!
*Poof*
"Hell ya I sprinkle this shit on my pizzas... The profits in my game rooms went up a 1000%!!! You can't get those little fuckers outta there!"

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*TO THE TUNE OF 'SWEET CHILD O' MINE'*
"I've got my hair in a corn row weave in a lame ass attempt, to make you believe, that I'm still a rock star, and not just some balding guy. (guy...guy.)

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*TO THE TUNE OF 'SWEET CHILD O' MINE'*
"I've got my hair in a corn row weave in a lame ass attempt, to make you believe, that I'm still a rock star, and not just some balding guy. (guy...guy.) heard Chinese democracy's coming out in december :rolleyes:

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heard Chinese democracy's coming out in december :rolleyes: Like I have said before....
Chinese Democracy is the the perfect title for that album...
'Chinese Democracy'... Something we all know is secretly being worked on...
But whether any of us will see it in our life time is anyone's guess.

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Our favorite Sunday School teacher.... Sister Mary Jane.

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Machine gunner. Wow. Where have you been?

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Some funny shit to be sure! Keep going PM.:thu::thu:
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took some pics of my gear this morning.?
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