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I go to Gulf Shores for vacation next saturday, and dont want to look like a total beach noob,
my arms and legs are really tan, and my stomach and back are really really white,
is there any hope for me?:cry:

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liquid tanner?

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beach noob hahah

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can tannings beds do the trick in a week?

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If you're not fat then just go for a run every day with your shirt off.

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i think tanning salons limit the number of times you tan...
maybe go to multiple tanning bed places?
i mean you will probably get cancer but so what. better than looking like a huge dork

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If you're not fat then just go for a run every day with your shirt off. if he wasnt fat then he wouldnt have a horrid farmers tan

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if he wasnt fat then he wouldnt have a horrid farmers tan no, im skinny and cut, im just always outside with a shirt on :idk:

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no, im skinny and cut, im just always outside with a shirt on :idk: noob

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noob :cry:

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no, im skinny and cut, im just always outside with a shirt on :idk: IM 8 FEET TALL AND I HAVE A 50 INCH DICK AND I BENCH PRESS 1300 POUNDS
:p
but seriously you have to live on a beach for a week to get a decent one week tan

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As a sail instructor who achieves the worst farmers tans known all I can say is your up shit creek without a paddle. How can you undo a tan that you built up over a month in a half in less than a week? If you don't take your shirt off though everyone will ask how you got such a good tan...

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I've heard that when you're pregnant, you seem to glow

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What have you done....
:(
If you listen to enough Burzum maybe it will go away.
:cry:

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IM 8 FEET TALL AND I HAVE A 50 INCH DICK AND I BENCH PRESS 1300 POUNDS
:p
but seriously you have to live on a beach for a week to get a decent one week tan yea, we r gonna be there for a week, but it would be nice to not have a farmers tan whenever i get there

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Some sunless tanner will take some of the edge off your paleness . . . I use it on my feet sometimes.

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Some sunless tanner will take some of the edge off your paleness . . . I use it on my feet sometimes. theres an idea, i can get it and try it on my feet, and if it looks good then ill do it on my chest as well :idea:

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^ Yeah, most of the time I'm outside I'm either mowing or exercising or something that involves shoes . . . so teh feets get pale.

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As a sail instructor who achieves the worst farmers tans known all I can say is your up shit creek without a paddle. How can you undo a tan that you built up over a month in a half in less than a week? If you don't take your shirt off though everyone will ask how you got such a good tan... where in the pac nw are you?
yea, we r gonna be there for a week, but it would be nice to not have a farmers tan whenever i get there yeah i mean, that's the bare minimum. 8 hours a day for a week. that's what it takes for me and im pretty dark for a white guy and i tan easily. so before you get there, you're gonna have to put in that equivalent amount of time

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no, im skinny and cut, im just always outside with a shirt on :idk: Then take it off for the next week.
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