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Last night my wife asked me: 'what is that ridge in your backside?'
'The long thin one? You don't want to know' I replied
'No, not that one, the red, ridgy one on your left buttock.'
I had been having this strange soreness in my left buttock for about a week and just couldn't put my finger on it (not supple at all). It wasn't until this morning when I pulled on the jeans that I had been wearing for the last week, in a half asleep motion to change Dylan's nappy, that I noticed something hard and metallic in the rear pocket. It was my steel guitar capo. I had been sitting on it for a week, and it had left a deep red capo shaped indentation in my bottom. So, let that be a lesson to you all. Do not underestimate the disfigurative power of the guitar capo.
I had been wondering where it was, but couldn't be arsed to look for it.

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I had been wondering where it was, but couldn't be arsed to look for it.
Ha Ha!
:thu:

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that's hysterical!

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buy more jeans.

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Bet you're the butt of a lot of jokes over this.
;)
:thu:

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:lol:

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Man! If you can't feel that....
Do you know the difference between buttsexx and a ham sandwich? No?
Turn around... :D

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Wonder if you could play open chords higher up on your arse now?

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(Insert pun.)

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(Insert [pun] pun.) :thu:

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Oh. I've just been moved out of electric guitars. Well that's weird, because it was an electric guitar capo. But I won't get in a fret about it.
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