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You've got to be kidding me...
Question: I just saw on the Colbert Report, airlines are going to start charging passengers based on their weight. Now being on a plane next to an ultra-fatty is no fun, but charging based on weight? WTF is the world coming to? Answer: They should.I shouldnt have to pay for their girth. If I can't smoke on airplanes for other peoples health, then I shouldn't have to pay more airfare for their health. Answer: Shut the fuck up, tiny. I fit in an airplane seat just fine, but if I'm charged more than you because I'm bigger than you, I'm telling you right now, I'm taking your peanuts. Answer: I don't know, it doesn't seem right. They're taking the nickel and diming too far, imho. Answer: I have no problem with this program, but I can see the lawsuits coming already. Answer: They can't because the lawsuits are somewhere near their long obscured weiners. I have no problem with this program, but I can see the lawsuits coming already. Answer: They can't because the lawsuits are somewhere near their long obscured weiners. Didn't say where the cutoff would be. For all we know, it could be 150 lbs. Would you have a problem then? What if it was 100? Answer: Last week I weighed 108 im sure i could slim down before the flight. Didn't say where the cutoff would be. For all we know, it could be 150 lbs. Would you have a problem then? What if it was 100? Answer: are they gonna have scales at the airport? Fat chics won't like this. Doesn't bother me any. Shipping charges are generally by weight which is really all this is. Answer: Bashing fat people is the only acceptable open prejudice we seem to have left in America. Enjoy boys, the lawsuits will prevail. Answer: Hey what about bashing Neocons? Bashing fat people is the only acceptable open prejudice we seem to have left in America. Enjoy boys, the lawsuits will prevail. Answer: Bashing fat people is the only acceptable open prejudice we seem to have left in America. Enjoy boys, the lawsuits will prevail. I don't know, Alcoholism is still the only disease you can get yelled at for having. They should charge by body mass index or resting heart rate... either way I'm paying less than fatty-fatty-fat-pants with the seat belt extender. Answer: Hey what about bashing Neocons? Oh right, that too. :o Answer: I don't know, Alcoholism is still the only disease you can get yelled at for having. They should charge by body mass index or resting heart rate... either way I'm paying less than fatty-fatty-fat-pants with the seat belt extender. This isn't going to happen, by the way. Answer: I get shit all the time from people for being a smoker. Answer: I get shit all the time from people for being a smoker. I'm not getting into this yet again. Answer: I get shit all the time from people for being a smoker. Thanks for paying extra taxes! :thu: I had a tasty cigar last night, but in the south those usually come with a back issue of Penthouse and a free shot of bourbon. Answer: I get stuck next to the fatties all the time and I'm a svelte 5'10, 175 pounds. I say fuck 'em, I need my leg room. Answer: I don't know, Alcoholism is still the only disease you can get yelled at for having. They should charge by body mass index or resting heart rate... either way I'm paying less than fatty-fatty-fat-pants with the seat belt extender. Dammit, Otto! You have Lupus! :o EDIT: FWIW, I don't like flying much anyway and avoid it at all costs. I'd rather drive my ass to somewhere if I can than sit on a fucking plane with little kids, craptastic in-flight movies, and hour upon hour of my brain exploding from complete boredom. My flight two and from China was the most boring, yet miserable experience of my life. I've only been on a plane twice since then and am not planning on getting on another one unless I have to leave the country. :mad: Answer: So they're worried about weight, right down to considering whether the pilot and co-pilot should both have manuals when only one is necessary. :eek: Here's an idea, more politically correct, win-win. It must have already been implemented: :idea: Pull out a couple of seats in the coach section and sell the ticket for the seat behind it as "deluxe coach extra legroom" and make that one cost more. NGDx2 Fender Strats? strat low e string help? Yamaha FG750S Question? Yay or Nay .? Goldfrapp? Will the late 70s strat in a few years time.? Et in Arcadia ego.? Recommend good guitar leads (UK)? Copyright © 2007 - 2008 www.todayaq.com
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