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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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hehehe funny stuff
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hehehe funny stuff
thanxs darlin! :dance3:
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thanxs darlin! :dance3:
:lol: should i post mine ova here i mean joks :D:D:D
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:lol: should i post mine ova here i mean joks :D:D:D
JOKA!! lolz :)
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Your my new fav person in rd. :D
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Your my new fav person in rd. :D
eh thanxs hun!! :dance3:
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yeh mayn, diss sum good shit mayn, keep irrup mayn
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
For being this smart ... you get a kiss :kiss: ...
:love: ... :wavey:
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For being this smart ... you get a kiss :kiss: ...
:love: ... :wavey:
eh so sweet darlin, bless
n a kiss 2 u frm me!!! :kiss:
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yeh mayn, diss sum good shit mayn, keep irrup mayn
thanxs soo much darlin!! :dance3:
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eh so sweet darlin, bless
n a kiss 2 u frm me!!! :kiss:
would you really have kissed me ... :kiss:
Or were you just being nice :squint:
:wiggle: ...
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
:rofl:
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would you really have kissed me ... :kiss:
Or were you just being nice :squint:
:wiggle: ...
lolz
course i wud of kissd u!!
lolz :p
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:rofl:
im glad u like it!! :Pelvic2:
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yeh mayn, diss sum good shit mayn, keep irrup mayn
gud gud!! :dance3:
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lolz
course i wud of kissd u!!
lolz :p
well beautiful ... I woulda kissed you back :kiss:
:wiggle: ... plus I like classy girls :dribble:
So tell me, what makes you so classy :scratch:
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well beautiful ... I woulda kissed you back :kiss:
:wiggle: ... plus I like classy girls :dribble:
So tell me, what makes you so classy :scratch:
erm wel i don't kno jus a lot of ppl say im a cla$$y gal!!
lolz
n thanxs 4 ur sweet commentz hun!! ;)
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Hahaha. Was good to readddddd
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heres one from me
Behind every successful man there is a woman, and behind that woman is his girlfriend
Lame?
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Hahaha. Was good to readddddd
glad u like it hun!! :wavey:
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heres one from me
Behind every successful man there is a woman, and behind that woman is his girlfriend
Lame?
LOLZ :afro:
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erm wel i don't kno jus a lot of ppl say im a cla$$y gal!!
lolz
n thanxs 4 ur sweet commentz hun!! ;)
Well Say if Liked classy gals ... Would you like classy guys :kiss: ????
and your welcome ... :kiss:
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heres one from me
Behind every successful man there is a woman, and behind that woman is his girlfriend
Lame?
lol, sounds good to me. btw, good list.