Question:
Alright, list 'em people! Here's mine:
Jon Stewart
Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Russell Peters
according to my list it would appear only jews and blacks are funny (and one lil indian guy hiding in the corner, lol)
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George Carlin
Eddie Murphy
Bill Hicks
Chris Rock
Dave Chapelle
Jim Gafigan
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Jim Carrey.
Eddie Murphy.
Adam Sandler.
Dave Chapelle.
Mike Myers.
Billy Crystal.
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Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Russell Peters
will ferrel (LMAO!!) i love this guy lol
and CONAN O FUCKIN BRIAN
lol he's the shit
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Jerry Seinfeld
Robin Williams
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Izzard
Pablo Francisco
Dave Barry
Jay Leno
Will Ferrel
Sasha Cohen (Ali G)
(is it a suprise for anybody that there are hardly any funny female comedians? :sarb: )
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Jerry Seinfeld
Robin Williams
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Izzard
Pablo Francisco
Dave Barry
Jay Leno
Will Ferrel
Sasha Cohen (Ali G)
(is it a suprise for anybody that there are hardly any funny female comedians? :sarb: )
Margaret Cho is the only name that comes to mind..and some of Ellen's stand up is okay
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Margaret Cho is the only name that comes to mind..and some of Ellen's stand up is okay
Margaret Cho you say? * takes note * i'll look her up.
and yeah, Ellen's not bad but not hilarious.
musicchic, would you be able to guess why there aren't too many female comedians out there? is there some sorta glass ceiling in the comedy business too?
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Alright, list 'em people! Here's mine:
Jon Stewart
Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Russell Peters
according to my list it would appear only jews and blacks are funny (and one lil indian guy hiding in the corner, lol)
dave chapelle, bernie mac, chris rock & steve harvey.
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jeremy hotz
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Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Russell Peters
will ferrel (LMAO!!) i love this guy lol
and CONAN O FUCKIN BRIAN
lol he's the shit
ohhh man! i can't believe i forgot about Will Ferrel and Conan O'Brian. those dudes are hilarious! aright, i got 2 WASPs on my list now too. lol, you have good taste in comedy :thumrigh:
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Chris Farelly and David Spade
Bill Murray
Martin Short
Ricky Gervais
Rowan Aitkinson
Billy Crystal
Would love to have some comic relief today.......
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George Carlin
Chris Rock
Tommy Davidson
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Eddie Murphy
Bernie Mac
Adam Sandler
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
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Chris Farelly and David Spade
Bill Murray
Martin Short
Ricky Gervais
Rowan Aitkinson
Billy Crystal
Would love to have some comic relief today.......
come on, Billy Crystal?? :sarb:
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i like the guys on whose line is it anyway
ryan stiles and colin mockery
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Russel Peters
Bernie Mac
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
Adam Sandler
Will Ferrell
the whole SNL crew
and the list goes on....
Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn are pretty funny too
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Chris Farelly and David Spade
Bill Murray
Martin Short
Ricky Gervais
Rowan Aitkinson
Billy Crystal
Would love to have some comic relief today.......
No...
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Billy Crystal's deadpan style is funny.
Rowan Aitkinson is the best slapstick comedian.
There is another comedian I like but I can't rememeber his name. He has curly hair and in one movie he moves back into his mom's house when he is hit by a mid-life crisis.
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Dane Cook
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Billy Crystal's deadpan style is funny.
Rowan Aitkinson is the best slapstick comedian.
There is another comedian I like but I can't rememeber his name. He has curly hair and in one movie he moves back into his mom's house when he is hit by a mid-life crisis.
is it Rob Schinder?? :dunno:
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Dave Chappelle
Frank Hvam
Omar Marzouk
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is it Rob Schinder?? :dunno:
No, I was talking about Albert Brooks. I think Rob Schneider is better than that monkey Adam Sandler.
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Mitch Hedberg is my favourite.
Unfortunately he died not too long ago before he could get really popular. He did appear in a few movies and was on the 70's Show.
Some good quotes, oh and his execution is what make it funny. These quotes may seem simple but when you hear his swedish accent it just makes it 20 times funnier.
Listen to this to get what I mean:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...0087066-4435017
I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read that name "Reese's" that's an apostrophe S. Reese's apostrophe S at the end of that name.That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar and a guy name Reese comes by and says, "Let me have that," you better hand it over. "I'm sorry, Reese. I didn't think I'd ever run into you. You're a f***in' bully, man. Let me at least have a piece."
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name "Kit Kat" imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! Kit Kat has come up with a clever chocolate saving-technique. I'm gonna go down to the Kit Kat factory, and say "Hey, you owe me some letters."
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
As a comedian you have to start a show strong and end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes, all exciting at first but at the end you're f***ing sick of them.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I am older." "You son of a b****, how'd you do that? Let me see that camera."
I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry,"... so it died.
I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy once. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore." But I was too busy mumbling, "There is no way that's gonna hit him." I hit a guy in one. What's par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an a**hole.
And David Cross...who's on Arrested Development.
Really political stuff but still hilarious.
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chappelle, rock and russell peters.