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What films do you have in your porn collection? :norty:
I'll start:
Kelly The Coed
Deep Inside Hot Blondes
Irresistible Silvie - Silvia Saint
Dangerous Things - Silvia Saint
Down the Hatch 9
Young and Nasty 21
Where The Boys Aren't 12 (please no jokes about this being a gay porn where the boys are younger than 12! :rolleyes: :lol: )
and a Jenna Jameson strip DVD.
:norty:
Psycho :nuts:
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aint this against the T&C to talk about pron
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Wot? No goat pr0n?
IBTL :D
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Originally posted by thedaredevil
aint this against the T&C to talk about pron
Opps! :(
I never saw that! :confused:
Delete this if it is!
Sorry!
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by thedaredevil
aint this against the T&C to talk about pron
I just had a quick look at the T&C and it said this:
DVD Forums T&C
Pornography, links to Pornography or links to other inappropriate sites
So I'm not to sure if this is or sin't allowed. As long as no one starts posting pictures, then it might be okay! :confused:
Can anyone help me out? :confused:
Psycho :nuts:
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Never really understood the big attraction for porn. Though I enjoy watching women get their kit off, full blown porn does nothing for me..a lot of falsely boobied women and sweaty drugged up blokes playing side the salami usually in places that should be used for other purposes.
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Is Kelly the Coed anygood then....? Allysin Chaynes aye aye....:clap: Saucy bint! Dunno about htose full les ones though....they're just daft.
That said salami is good on wheat-bread.
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Originally posted by SKiNFreak
Is Kelly the Coed anygood then....? Allysin Chaynes aye aye....:clap: Saucy bint!
Yeah, it is quite good. Allysin Chaynes looks hot. It's before she got a boob job, so she looks natural... unlike the pictures I've seen of her recently. She just looks stupid now! There's also another hot girl in it but I can't seem to find her in any other porn film! It's like she did this one and then decided never to do any more... a shame! If you see it, the one I’m on about is on the stairs with three blokes… she’s just doing some sucky-sucky, me love you long time! :norty:
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by Psycho
There's also another hot girl in it but I can't seem to find her in any other porn film! It's like she did this one and then decided never to do any more... a shame! If you see it, the one I’m on about is on the stairs with three blokes… she’s just doing some sucky-sucky, me love you long time! :norty:
Psycho :nuts:
:lol:
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
:suspect:
cough Gwen Summers cough
:suspect:
:D
:clap: That's the one! Do you know of any other films she has been in? Or any sites with pictures etc. :norty:
Thanks! :notworthy
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by Psycho
:clap: That's the one! Do you know of any other films she has been in? Or any sites with pictures etc. :norty:
Thanks! :notworthy
Psycho :nuts:
Whoops just re-read your post.
I think you're talking about someone else.
Although Gwen Summers is in it as well irrc, It was along time ago I saw that film.
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I'd just like to say that Jenna Jameson- porn queen though she may be- ain't got a chin.
Which is a turn off, quite frankly.
I have to say though that hard-core porn has lost the thrill it had over me when I was but a teenager... Smuggling an absurdly fuzzy vhs copy of a copy of copy (of a copy...) was great...
Now though, the only ones I have ever seen have models whose boobs look like over-inflated novelty balloons- with scar marks.
And they all seem to be reaching the age when they should know better...
God, I love em ;)
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There seems to be this strange thing recently where some members think it's against the T&Cs to discuss porn - it isn't. What is against the rules is the posting of pornographic images or links to porn web sites.
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Whoops just re-read your post.
I think you're talking about someone else.
Although Gwen Summers is in it as well irrc, It was along time ago I saw that film.
What's wrong with my post? :confused:
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by ColinP
There seems to be this strange thing recently where some members think it's against the T&Cs to discuss porn - it isn't. What is against the rules is the posting of pornographic images or links to porn web sites.
Thank God for that! I didn't want to get banned within a week of making this my first choice of forums to use! :thumbs:
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by Psycho
What's wrong with my post? :confused:
Psycho :nuts:
Nothing, I misread what you wrote thats all.
From what I can remember about Kelly the Coed, there are 2 scenes like you mentioned, 1 with Gwen Summers the other with someone called Delta.
I assume you're after info on the latter because it sounds like an extremely vague name.
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Nothing, I misread what you wrote thats all.
From what I can remember about Kelly the Coed, there are 2 scenes like you mentioned, 1 with Gwen Summers the other with someone called Delta.
I assume you're after info on the latter because it sounds like an extremely vague name.
I'm sure it's Gwen Summers. She's got great big eyes and redish hair. She does three blokes. I think Delta only does one.
If you can get me any info on her, that would be great! :D :notworthy
Psycho :nuts:
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Gwen Summers has long black hair if that narrows it down at all ?.
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Gwen Summers has long black hair if that narrows it down at all ?.
I might be wrong then! :confused:
Do you have any info on Delta then? I'm sure I had her last name though! :confused:
Cheers :)
Psycho :nuts:
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Right, think I got it now.
IIRC the person you're talking about is called Mazzi (also spelt Mazzy) aka Mazzie Paige.
She's starred in about half a dozen or so movies in the late 90's early 2000.
Hope this helps.
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Right, think I got it now.
IIRC the person you're talking about is called Mazzi (also spelt Mazzy) aka Mazzie Paige.
She's starred in about a dozen or so movies in late 99 early 2000 most of which are typical college smut chick flicks.
Hope this helps.
That's the one! :notworthy
Mazzie Page!... well I think so! ;)
Have you got any titles of the films she has done?
PS. what does 'IIRC' mean? :confused:
Cheers! :notworthy
Psycho :nuts:
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IIRC - short for If I recall correctly.
Not sure I really want to list the names of movie titles on a family forum such as this.
If you search for her name at an online dvd store which stocks such titles (boxoffice for example) then you should find something.
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
IIRC - short for If I recall correctly.
Not sure I really want to list the names of movie titles on a family forum such as this.
If you search for her name at an online dvd store which stocks such titles (boxoffice for example) then you should find something.
Thanks! :clap:
Psycho :nuts:
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Actually, as the point of this thread is to list adult collections, I guess it's ok to list non swear word titles.
So you could try Nineteen: College Girls Vol 29 & Vol 30 or Size Matters 3.
;)
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Originally posted by ColinP
There seems to be this strange thing recently where some members think it's against the T&Cs to discuss porn - it isn't. What is against the rules is the posting of pornographic images or links to porn web sites.
strange....
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Actually, as the point of this thread is to list adult collections, I guess it's ok to list non swear word titles.
So you could try Nineteen: College Girls Vol 29 & Vol 30 or Size Matters 3.
;)
Thanks! :notworthy
Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Size Matters
And so it does! ;)
:suspect:
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
Size Matters 3.
;)
:lol: what a great title.
more into the "Golden Age"(1976-1984) myself especialy Veronica Hart :norty: so got quite a few of hers:
8 to 4
American Desires
Amanda by night
will get roomates as and when it comes out too.
quite like Sharon Kane from around this time too - not interested in her '90s fetish stuff :oh-hum:
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
IIRC - short for If I recall correctly.

thanks - always wanted to know what that meant, but too scared to ask.
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Originally posted by Jimmyboy
IIRC - short for If I recall correctly.
Originally posted by Sex Pest
thanks - always wanted to know what that meant, but too scared to ask.
I always thought it was a dyslexic with a stutter, talking about the IRA! :rolleyes: :D :lol:
:suspect:
Psycho :nuts:
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Originally posted by Dan Druff
Never really understood the big attraction for porn. Though I enjoy watching women get their kit off, full blown porn does nothing for me..a lot of falsely boobied women and sweaty drugged up blokes playing side the salami usually in places that should be used for other purposes.
/joey from friends mode/ 'Yeah, he likes porn' / joey mode off/
:D
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562 views and only 29 replies :D
What's wrong,are people having trouble tying one handed ?? :D
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Originally posted by Psycho
[B
Young and Nasty 21
Psycho :nuts: [/B]
Did you decide on that on the basis of the previous 20?
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Originally posted by MrSpeed
562 views and only 29 replies :D
What's wrong,are people having trouble tying one handed ?? :D
It looks like you are Speedy old chum :D
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Also got Kelly the co-ed (niiice)
been thinking about getting more in the series :notworthy
also got others like:
Blondes do it better
brunettes do it better
redheads do it better
motel sex
perfect tens
trashy
got some bizarre extras such as "making of the movie"
digital sound (like I care) and the best use of multiple angles on any DVDs I've seen so far :nuts:
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the only porn i have is on my hard drive :noid:
shall be swiftly deleted when my girlfriend finally moves in with me in june though. Good thing really, I could do with the spare 5 gigs :nuts: :suspect:
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I realise my pos tisnt' 100% percent on topic but I've been waiting for the opportunity to post this for some time :)
As a Kubrick fan and after my curiosity was peaked having read a review I got A ClockWork Orgy...
The ultra-violence is replaced by ultra-sex (obviously) and the droogs are now female...
Fascinating film that attempts to copy Kubrick's style and shots... The Korova Milk Bar opening shot is a direct steal from the film as are several others..
The story becomes fairly nonsensical in places as it tries to stick to the original all the way through... For instance... Alex's meeting with her truant officer/counsellor in her bedroom ends up in a lesbian sex romp and the usual women in prison theme is played up to
The scene where Alex is taunted after her conditioning to become nauseous when offered sex is surprisingly good...
Unusually brave porno but still fairly awful... and the acting is pathetic as usual...
Oh and the sex was very average anyway :)
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If you want to be a Porn Snob then try these :
Pink Prison
Constance
Both star the lovely Katja Kean - these movies were made by "Zenotropia" which was a company formed by Lars Von Trier to make high quality "Arty" Porn for BOTH Women & Men
Personally I thought they were really good - managing to be both very explicit and very erotic at the same time, definately something your wife or girlfriend could watch should she be so inclined - far better than your average "Private" title
For a highly rated classic title try : "Cafe Flesh" - personally I didnt think this lived up to its reputation
There are also a whole load of Arty films that could be considered pornographic but thats a topic in its own right
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You misunderstand... I recognise that ACO is a bog standard porn ripoff but given my liking of the original film I was intrigued by what they did to it... hence getting the disc... and it wasn't too bad... i.e. they vaguely followed the plot and copied some of the visual style (or at least attempted to)
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I just watched the trailer for A Clockwork Orgy :lol:
(sorry can't post a link T&C's)
They've even used the same format for the trailer
as the Kubrick film too
I only recognise Jon Dough out of the cast list but then again it was made in 1995 and once they get past about '86 I'm lost
The running time's a bit shorter too @ 77mins :lol:
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There are several cheap Jenna Jameson titles available at www.dvdoo.dk. Free shipping as well. Lots of other titles too at various prices and no customs worries.
Anyone found reasonably priced Sarah Young movies on disc? Seems as though her own website is the only place selling them and they want £50+ for 90 minutes worth! :eek:
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Originally posted by jonathan.e
Anyone found reasonably priced Sarah Young movies on disc? Seems as though her own website is the only place selling them and they want £50+ for 90 minutes worth! :eek:
excaliburfilms (not a link but try the first thing that comes into your head ;) ) in California has "X Hamlet" - $24 plus about $6
shipping 19 quid ish all in - I've never had an import duty problem with them either.
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Thanks, but that has very little of Sarah in it.
Check out her site (again obvious link) and be astonished at the bare :norty: faced cheeks :norty: of the prices.
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:nuts:
yeah, who are they kidding?
I didn't realise she was European - so you'll probably have to wait 'till she does regular "stints" in the US
before you get cheap DVDs :(
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Where can you get hold of the Zentropia stuff.
As a Lars Von Trier completist i've got to see these?
(no other reason of course) ;)
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Originally posted by papalaz
:nuts:
yeah, who are they kidding?
I didn't realise she was European - so you'll probably have to wait 'till she does regular "stints" in the US
before you get cheap DVDs :(
Sadly she’s retired now so it’s not going to happen. :(
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I have one or two dont really pay attn to the names though lol
I have a great one with lindsay dawn mckenzie in though.:norty:
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Is that the one where her "boyfriend" talked her into doing hardcore with him on camera? I believe they’ve now split up :lol:
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She married the guy, didn't she? And now they've split up? Ah well, they'll always have that charming porno dvd to remember the good times :lol:. And no more Sarah Young? Damn. My porno dvd collection isn't huge - I've got loads on vhs - but I've a nice balance between American and European stuff (including the Linsey Dawn one).
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I watched 9 1/2 WEEKS that was pretty full on :suspect: :suspect:
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That DVDoo site has a load at about a fiver delivered.
Are any of them actually any good?
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Belladonna > the rest
I've come (sp?) across her recently and she is :eek: :norty: :eek: :nuts: :smokin: :notworthy
I rely on usenet/irc to build my collection and some pass sites. :D
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The Zenotropia titles are not cheap unfortunately - you can get them at dvdoo or one of the Itailian retailers like www.dvdland.it
They were worth the money IMO
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Originally posted by snow patrol
the only porn i have is on my hard drive :noid:
shall be swiftly deleted when my girlfriend finally moves in with me in june though. Good thing really, I could do with the spare 5 gigs :nuts: :suspect:
You could also probably do with the extra 5 hours you'll get back every day too...
Once my g/f caught be downloading nauty stuff...Gozilla just godamn launched everything it downloaded. All of a sudden you'd hear some crazy monaing coming from my room....substnances hit ventilation equipment pretty soon after...:nono:
If there wasn't so much out there I wouldn't want it ! :norty:
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Originally posted by Starflashed
That DVDoo site has a load at about a fiver delivered.
Are any of them actually any good?
The Jenna titles look the same as other versions on sale via UK retailers for 20-30quid! (e.g. Flashpoint) if I'm correct - that's how they seem via the site anyway.
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A (real:suspect: ) friend of mine bought a cheapo from DVDoo, cant remember the name. It wasnt much cop, although as an extra it claimed to have jenna jameson's first ever performance.:confused: The guy is your typical oldskool porn star; oldish, hairy chest, overweight with a mullet.
He recently got a new one imported that cost him a fortune called 'Weapons of Ass Destruction'. It made me feel ill, and i have tried to avoid him since, as for some reason he likes to proudly boast in pubs that he has this dvd. :oh-hum:
That certainly affects my chances with the laydeez:norty:
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Originally posted by welshmatt
'Weapons of Ass Destruction'.
:lol:
I though you'd made that up... but no it exsists :lol: :oh-hum:
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I'm almost ashamed to state that the porn titles in my collection number a total of... one !
Good old Deep Throat. Cheesy as hell, added value due to the comedical sillyness (uh ?) of it all. Also, kind of the father of them all. We're talking cinema history here :D
I'm not really into porn. Well, not into the typical commercial trash I've seen so far anyway. I love good erotic movies though, unfortunately I don't know many worth of that designation. Nagisa Oshima's In The Realm Of The Senses would be one.
About those names: yeah, if you're in a rental store waiting for a friend or something like that and don't have anything better to do, browsing the porno section titles is guaranteed to provide some good laughs :)
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Originally posted by Dan Druff
Never really understood the big attraction for porn. Though I enjoy watching women get their kit off, full blown porn does nothing for me..a lot of falsely boobied women and sweaty drugged up blokes playing side the salami usually in places that should be used for other purposes.
[Bill&Ted] FAG! [/Bill&Ted] :p
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There will soon be a new Innocent Pictures / Zentropa movie with a few British actors.
Some of the info from Innocent Pictures homepage:
"All About Anna", produced by Innocent Pictures in association with Zentropa, is a romantic comedy with explicit erotic scenes. It follows the Puzzy Power-manifesto developed by Zentropa in 1998, and is made by women, for women.
Anna is played by the Danish film- and musicalstar Gry Bay, who got her breakthrough playing one of the main characters in the German TV-series "Dr. Monika Lindt".
Johan, the male lead in "All About Anna", is played by the English actor Mark Stevens who was born in Zimbabwe.
Co-starring as Anna's friend Camilla is British model, singer and actress Eileen Daly, who also performs one of the songs from her new CD, "Forbidden Fruit". In her native England, Eileen Daly is a goth cult icon best known for her close association with Redemption Video and starring role as Lilith Silver in Jake West's "Razor Blade Smile".
In a special guest-starring role appears French hardcore actress Ovidie.
"All About Anna" will be presented at the Cannes Film Festival in May, 2003.